What You'll Get
Like a popular nightclub's muscle-bound bouncer, the colon protects the body by expelling baleful inhabitants and informing over-served stomachs when they've had enough. Keep defensive functions in fighting shape with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a Deluxe Colonic Treatment and choice of Infrared Sauna Session or Foot Detox ($138 Value)($98 value) and your choice of an infrared sauna session (a $40 value) or foot-detoxification treatment (a $40 value) at Beverly Hills Health Center in Beverly Hills (a $138 total value).
At Beverly Hills Health Center, certified therapists administer system-purging sessions of colon hydrotherapy and other wellness services to keep bodies in top form. During each 45-minute hydrotherapy treatment, a seasoned specialist flushes harmful waste from colons with warm, filtered water that has a felony-free criminal record. As the soothing, rhythmic tides flow through colonic corridors, patients can relax as a therapist gently massages abdominal regions. Among hydrotherapy's trove of post-procedure benefits, recipients can experience higher energy levels, relief from gas and bloating, and improved range of motion during impromptu limbo tournaments.
To complement the procedure, patients can opt for a 30-minute detoxifying footbath, which utilizes an innovative ionization process to liberate feet from harmful toxins. Alternatively, guests can opt for a 30-minute jaunt inside the center's infrared sauna, in which radiant heat penetrates surfaces to soothe bodily tissues and fully cook grilled-cheese sandwiches squatting in pants pockets.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation or rescheduling notice required. Not valid if used services in past year. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Beverly Hills Health Center
The friendly professionals at Beverly Hills Health Center dedicate themselves to promoting overall well-being in clients through an array of health-bolstering services. Colon-hydrotherapy sessions aim to nix impacted waste, with benefits that include combating bad breath, tempering indigestion, and relieving headaches. After the sessions, which average about 45 minutes, clients tend to feel less fatigued, move more freely, and break dance more convincingly. Infrared-sauna sessions are available to supplement the hydrotherapy, enveloping the body in rays that penetrate the skin with up to 1.5 inches of depth. The saunas release toxins through the skin, thereby cleansing the system and buoying whole-body health. Detoxifying foot spas have much the same effect, drawing toxins through the feet, and the staff's trained nutritionist can help prevent toxins from entering the body in the first place.