Bodies get natural color through spray tanning without having to suffer through burns, harmful UV radiation, and the sun’s endless collection of Oort cloud vacation slides. Savor your solar solitude with today's Groupon: for $15, you get one custom airbrush tan at Beyond Bronze Airbrush Tans & Makeup in Kathleen (a $30 value). The value of this Groupon can also be applied toward any other service or upgrade.
Beyond Bronze Airbrush Tans & Makeup's professional gilding technicians coat skin in an organic, FDA-approved bronzing solution. Don a swimsuit or an authentic replica of Spider-Man's undies for the 15-minute session, then choose one of four shades available, from a lightly sun-kissed bronze to the Jersey Shore–inspired Pauly D. A trained specialist then glazes every epidermal inch, leaving skin looking naturally tawny and feeling sticky for approximately one hour. Resulting tans can take six to eight hours to set completely, and can last for up to two weeks, which is approximately how long it takes to mash potatoes with a paperclip. A mobile airbrush-tanning service ($35), airbrush-makeup sessions ($50–$80), and eyelash extensions ($25) round out Beyond Bronze Airbrush Tans & Makeup's services.