Organic beauty products retain their closeness to the environment due to their lack of chemicals, additives, and six-foot genetically engineered legs. Plant yourself on a grounded pampering surface with today's Groupon: for $149, you get a spa package, which includes a 90-minute bio-dynamic organic facial (a $240 value) and a 45-minute massage (a $77.50 value) with hot-stone treatments (a $15 value) and aromatherapy (an $8 value), at Beyond Organic Spa in Edgewater (a $340.50 total value).

The passionate staff at Beyond Organic Spa draws from a palette of certified organic and natural products to shower customers with a number of restorative and relaxing treatments. Designed to be gentle on allergy-prone skin, the bio-dynamic organic facial awakens the faded vibrancy of the visage using a combination of nutrient-rich ingredients and a bowl full of Folgers crystals. Using ingredients monitored from seed to package to ensure their purity, the 90-minute facial helps to restore health to the human husk and can help to heal, tone, and provoke youthful color from the pores. Customers then park their bones in place for a 45-minute massage, assisted by the addition of soothing hot stones and bliss-inducing aromatherapy. Using techniques culled from classic Swedish massage, deep-tissue massage, or a custom combination of the two, the licensed massage therapist employs essential oils and a set of professionally trained paws to appease misbehaving muscles through the careful application of pressure and the occasional promise of ice cream.