While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get a one-hour massage plus wine and cheese (a $67 value) at BienEstar Massage on North Mesa Street. BienEstar Massage's pain-fighting, cape-wearing team of registered massage therapists unknots and dekinks battered bods with your choice of Swedish, Deep Tissue, Prenatal, or Sports massage. As they munch on gourmet cheeses and sip imported wine, clients with cantankerous corpuses can soak in the calming, comfortably lit ambience while their therapist's nimble fingers melt away pain, stress, and pesky leftover snow cones.
$29 for a One-Hour Massage and Imported Wine and Cheese at BienEstar Massage ($67 Value)
In a Nutshell
- Choice of massage styles
- Includes imported wine and cheese
- Experienced therapists
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit one per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.