The majority of monolingual Americans are often bitterly disappointed when they find that René Magritte's Ceci n'est pas une cheeseburger is not a cheeseburger. Equip your hands with very real edibles with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of burgers and more at Big Buns Gourmet Grill, located in Arlington.

Become the architect of your own leaning tower of burger mayhem at Big Buns Gourmet Grill. For the foundation, sandwichistas may choose from four grilled items—a certified Angus-beef burger ($6.39), marinated-overnight chicken ($6.39), daily delivered mahi-mahi ($7.59), or freshly prepared portabella mushrooms ($6.29)—and then situate the sustenance within a bun or atop a bowl of mixed greens. There are more than two-dozen toppings available to add style and flare to the culinary creation, including unlimited helpings of pickles, tomatoes, grilled onions, or salsa; premium toppings such as avocado, bacon, or crispy fried-onion straws are also options ($0.79 each). Slab a slice of cheese ($0.39 each) onto the burger like a gambler laying his final five dollars onto the blackjack table, or drizzle the decadent dinable with one of Big Buns' four sauce and dressing options. The end result is a customized comestible that will pique your hunger tooth and activate dormant burger glands at the base of your skull so that your jaw unhinges a little.

Square out an already-rounded meal with fresh fries or sweet-potato fries ($2.29). Big Buns Gourmet Grill also slings soft drinks, shakes, malts, floats, and beers for cooling down crackling tongues and ignited insides. Stop by and let your appetite pull a seat up to Big Buns' gourmet grub.

Reviews

Big Buns Gourmet Grill gets a positive review in the Washington Post, with over 130 Yelpers giving the burger purveyor a four-star average rating. Eighty-three percent of Urbanspooners like it, too.

• Grabbing lunch at Big Buns is awesome! The choices are reasonably priced, the staff is always friendly (the owner is there a LOT!) and the sandwiches are tasty. –– Adam Gresek, Urbanspoon
• I'm pretty sure I set a new record in the amount of time it took me to wolf down that heavenly goodness, I was worried I'd be going over my lunch break time but no, after eating I still had 20 minutes to sit there and flex (much to the delight of ladies everywhere). – Brendan H., Yelp