What You'll Get
Bowling shoes aren’t just fashionable—they provide the added two inches of height needed to load your ball into a regulation-size trebuchet. Lace up and reach for a three-holed pin-puncher with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a two-hour unlimited-bowling package for up to six people at Big City Bowl (up to a $74.00 value), located on South State Street in Midvale. This deal is valid during any bowling hours except Friday and Saturday nights from 7:30 p.m. to 1:30 a.m.
Big City Bowl enlivens the nightlife with urethane orbs supersonically tumbleweeding down well-oiled lanes. With this deal, up to six pin-clobberers get two hours of unlimited play, as well as bowling-shoe rental (a $2.50 value per rental), two large pitchers of soda (an $11.50 value), and two large orders of french fries (a $6 value), which can be dipped into bowling ball holes for extra horseradish flavor. With two hours of unlimited play, groups of six casual bowlers should be able to play about two games, and groups of six philosophers can play one game followed by intense debate as to whether predeterminism renders the picking up of a 7-10 split meaningless. All globe-slingers should call ahead to dodge longer wait times on league nights.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 22, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid for Cosmic Bowling on Fridays and Saturdays from 7:30pm-1:30am. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.