A spotless car attracts favorable attention from the opposite gender, avian graffiti artists, and the person whose house you just drove it through. Make a clean getaway with today's Groupon: for $44, you get an interior/exterior detailing package at Big City Car Wash in Orange Park (an $89 total value) The package includes:

• Express Complete detail service (a $59 value)
• Clay bar treatment (a $30 value)
  
  

Big City Car Wash's vehicle-sudsers wield modern equipment and environmentally safe cleaners, waxes, and conditioners as they skillfully beautify mechanized chariots. In the 30-minute Express Complete detail service, auto aestheticians cleanse cars inside and out with a Super Wash, scouring windows and shining tires until they gleam like the golden spokes of Napoleon's unicycle. Nimble hands apply a UV protectant to shield interior leather and vinyl from ultraviolet rays and the glare of other cars' jealous headlights, then vacuum and steam-clean floor mats to kill bacteria and remove light stains. Before fitting frames with a coat of wax, buggy buffers remove contaminants such as debris, tar, light water spots, and ill-advised tattoos of Henry Ford's face with a clay bar, which is safe for all vehicle finishes including clear coats. Car cosmetologists end their detailing by dressing autos' exterior vinyl, and provide a quality guarantee of customer satisfaction. An additional charge may be incurred for exceptionally dirty vehicles.