The human body, unlike raisins, white wine, and the wit of Oscar Wilde, isn’t meant to be dry. Soak yourself silly with today’s Groupon: for $140, you get a one-night water-park-resort package for up to four people at Big Splash Adventure Indoor Water Park & Resort in French Lick (up to a $276.44 total value). This package includes:

• A one-night stay in a Captain’s Cabin or Double Splash room (up to a $219 value), which includes:
• Four water-park passes good for two days
• A full hot breakfast for four at Boatyard Restaurant
• $10 in arcade tokens
• Pizza dinner for four at the Galley Grill (a $26.69 total value), which includes:
• One 16-inch two-topping pizza (a $16.45 value)
• One order of four bread sticks with cheese (a $3.99 value)
• Four large fountain drinks (a $1.75 value each)<p>

Big Splash Adventure immerses splashers of all ages in an environment rich in swashbuckling-themed aquatic attractions, on-site restaurants, and family-friendly accommodations. Under the protection of a retractable roof, the park’s 40,000 square feet of pools, fountains, and mermaid-friendly playgrounds include a giant dumping bucket in Buccaneer Bay and a twisting, enclosed water slide dubbed Pirate’s Plunder. Palm Cove gives grownups a place to soak their muscles in the bubbling waters of its hot tub, kept between 99–101 degrees.

Like pirates playing high-stakes croquet, gamers can vie for bragging rights and a variety of booty in the 6,000-square-foot Treasure Chest Arcade. Each Captain’s Cabin room offers a king-size bed and twin bunk beds, and Double Splash rooms are equipped with two queen beds, providing respite after a long day of doggy paddling.