For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, which is why every time a human attempts to fly, a bird attempts to drive a stick shift. Engage in one of the primary mandates of physics with today's Groupon: for $54, you get a parasailing outing (a $90 total value) from Big Toho Parasailing in Cape Canaveral. The outing includes:

• Parasailing for one (a $70 value)
A boat ride for the parasailer and a guest (a $20 value)

Big Toho Parasailing's experienced seafaring crew launches terrestrial patrons into the skies with an adrenaline-pumping parasailing adventure. Fliers board the 15-passenger Centurion Flight 33 boat, preparing for aeronautical escapades by outfitting frames in a life vest, harness, and scarf signed by the Red Baron. When properly situated on the boat's flight deck, patrons don their parachute and slowly ascend into the skies. While cruising above the water at heights of up to 800 feet, eyeballs peruse the panoramic views of Cocoa Beach and the Kennedy Space Center, spending approximately 12–15 minutes soaring as gracefully as a snowboarding eagle. Boaters typically spend a total of 60–90 minutes navigating the water's beautiful vistas, with each parasailer bringing one guest along for the oceanic ride.