What You'll Get
Now that roller skates have been outlawed due to their tendencies toward disco-ball abuse, bicycles are the only nonmotorized form of transportation allowed on the roads. Permeate the pedalling population with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a bike tune-up (a $79.08 value including HST) at BikeFit on Scott Street in St. Catharines.
BikeFit lays the pavement for well-oiled wheels to satisfy cyclists sitting atop all types of makes and models. Prized pedals require periodic maintenance in order to sustain a bike's vital signs and keep it from swimming upstream to join a pack of feral mopeds. With the tune-up, BikeFit's team of benevolent bike gurus inspects all components to ensure calibrators are accurate, lubrication is sufficient, and brakes will stop before slamming into night terrors. Adjustments rain down on bottom bracket, headset, and front- and rear-hub bearings as pedal paramours true and tension wheels. Though this package does not include a drivetrain cleaning, the attending staffer will complete a thorough safety inspection of all components before sending your refreshed two-wheeler along its merry way.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 10, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Parts not included. Must leave bike for servicing. Not valid with other offers. HST included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.