Modern males have approximately 60,000 thoughts per day, almost all of which revolve around whether a barbershop pole is peppermint or spearmint flavored. Contemplate in style with today's Groupon: for $12, you get a haircut package with a cut, style, and scalp massage at Bikini Beach Cutz in Jacksonville Beach (up to a $25 value).

Bikini Beach Cutz's band of bikini-clad beauties cuts and styles hair, and administers soothing scalp massages as clients sip a complimentary beer. Amid radiant wall colors and a sunset mural, both men and women are welcome to perch atop barbershop thrones and indulge in a haircut package from any of the five lovely style sorceresses. Armed with Paul Mitchell hair products, stylists snip and shampoo clients' strands—a lifesaving procedure for those often mistaken for bears by rifle-wielding hunters. A subsequent scalp massage eases tension, and a cold beer satiates jealous taste buds.

Though Bikini Beach Cutz sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.