Snakes are born with two advantages over people: the ability to shed unsightly skin and a preternaturally acute ear for the Novgorod Russian dialect. Today’s Groupon takes snakekind down a notch and moves humanity one step closer to dermatological dominance: for $39, you get a skin analysis and 45-minute MicroPeel (a $130 value) at BIOAesthetics Skin Enhancement & Rejuvenation, located in Lone Tree.
BIOAesthetics is a fully staffed med-spa helmed by a board-certified medical director—Dr. Andre L. Reed, a Johns Hopkins–trained doctor. Your visit will begin with a thorough skin analysis, during which an experienced aesthetician will carefully mull over your every mole and peer into your every pore before tailoring the spa's new MicroPeel to fit to your face like a well-thrown pie. Mixing one part microdermabrasion and one part chemical peel, a skilled skinster wielding a diamond-tipped microdermabrasion wand will first chip away cells that have gone the way of the dermatological dodo to reveal the smooth, evenly oiled complexion that lies beneath.
Next, the application of a gentle yet powerful peel solution encourages further cell turnover before a specialized cocktail of soothing emollient moisturizer and sunscreen caps off your countenance's chug-a-lug at the Fountain of Youth. Once all evidence of facial wear and tear has been evicted from your premises, you'll emerge from BIOAesthetics sporting a mint-condition mug guaranteed to accumulate in value, as long as you keep it hermetically sealed in a plastic bag.
- The staff at Bio Aesthentics [sic] made me feel very comfortable, there was little to no discomfort. They answered all my questions and made sure my treatments met my needs without any hard sale pressuring. I have been to other laser clinics, Bio Aesthetics has the equipment and products that have been the most effective for me. – Amarchih, Citysearch
BioAesthetics Skin Enhancement & Rejuvenation
Board-certified surgeon Dr. Andre Reed and his staff of licensed medical aestheticians rejuvenate skinscapes with lasers, beauty injections, and facials powered by medical-grade skincare products. BioAesthetics' aestheticians wield lasers to eradicate spider veins, unwanted body fuzz, toenail fungus, and teeth stains. Most treatments yield minimal discomfort and no downtime, allowing patients to easily schedule appointments before important business lunches or after regrettable pie-eating contests.