If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with today’s Groupon for home-cleaning services from Birmingham Pro Clean. Choose between two options:
• For $35, you get two hours of home-cleaning services (a $70 value).
• For $65, you get four hours of home-cleaning services (a $140 value).
Birmingham Pro Clean's licensed, bonded, and insured maids deftly sweep, clean, dust, and sanitize home interiors. Scrubbing samurai cover up to 2,000 sq. ft per two man-hours or 0.13 horse-hours, ridding kitchens, bathroom, living, and sleeping areas of dirt and dust. The kitchen's large appliances, cooking surfaces, and floors are mopped, cleaned, and wiped, and grime and muck flee in terror from shower and tub enclosures as cleaners descend upon bathrooms, sanctifying sinks and toilets and re-shining mirrors, floors, and decorative items. Vacuums apply new lusters to wood floors, harvesting dust and evidence of midnight Funyun binges from beneath newly made beds.