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Put your mind, lungs, and floor scum at ease with today's eco-friendly Groupon. For $30, you'll get a cleaning of your choice of three rooms from Bit a Bliss Cleaning. This Groupon is good for new customers only who are in the Dallas and Forth Worth areas. The green clean is perfect for the allergic, asthmatic, or overly sensitive about chemical amoebas lurking in every highly processed bottle of crushed bleach-powder substitute.

Bit a Bliss's professional cleaners are masters in the art of grease spatters, shoe scuffs, marooned hairs, disheveled linens, and mess. They'll ask you for direction and focus on the areas you need cleaned the most; all services are customized to customer's needs and feature the use of natural Method products. The team also uses tea-tree oil as a natural disinfectant and provides all supplies except for a vacuum and mop (to prevent inter-household germ transfer), which they request you have at the ready.

If you're moving out and need a sparkling clean stovetop to trick your landlords into overlooking the numerous entire frozen pizzas ferreted away beneath the fake flooring panel you installed to hide exiled, insane chess prodigy Bobby Fisher, or if you refuse to do the dishes anymore, call Bit a Bliss one week in advance to book your cleaning.

If a three-room cleaning doesn't take care of your four-floor, 30-room mansion, you are eligible for room add-ons for $10 per space with this Groupon.

Any room 600 square feet or larger may require additional charges.