Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $30, you get a professional three-room cleaning (a $75 value) from Bit a Bliss Cleaning. Groupon customers can have additional rooms cleaned at an exclusive rate of $15 per room.

Enlist the dreamy cleaning team at Bit a Bliss to custom-tailor its wide range of services for your home's three-room revitalization. With style, thoroughness, and eco-B.F.F.-itude, the expert dirt exterminators will clean the crusted risotto off your stovetop, empty the trash, and wipe the powdered sugar off your KitchenAid mixer. They'll clean your toilet inside and out, rinse the caustic alien oil from your shower tiles, dust the baseboards, and make your bed (if you leave a fresh set of sheets out, they'll change your linens). If you'd like the team to focus its attention on smeared light switches instead of disturbing your baseboard-cobweb collection, the friendly professionals will let your individual cleaning needs direct their service.

Cleaning your kitchen and bathroom often results in the antiseptic scent of bleach and artificial pine. The Bit a Bliss Cleaning team uses natural Method products that won't harm your family, your pets, your family's family of pets, your pet family, or the environment. These gentle yet effective products will get your surfaces sparkly clean without damaging your furniture finishes or utility surfaces. Call at least one week in advance to schedule.

Valid for new customers only, in the Dallas and Fort Worth areas.