Fish are notoriously tricky prey, fleeing beneath rocks or reefs to evade anglers and spontaneously sprouting legs to run away from Charles Darwin. Track down slippery targets with today's Groupon: for $200, you get a half-day fishing excursion for up to four people from Bite 'Em Back Charters in Crystal River (up to a $400 value).
Captain Joey Smith steers Bite 'Em Back's vessel through the teeming waters of the Homosassa, Crystal River, and Ozello regions, plying 20 years of experience navigating the local coastline. Vast hovers of redfish, trout, cobia, and other catches lurk beneath ripples with aquatic ears trained and ready for the telltale sound of nearby motors or the eternally dormant school bell that will finally allow them to disperse and go home. The captain will ferry parties to the most populous areas as well as cut, clean, and ice anything guests are able to haul in during the four-hour journey. The ship's hold brims with ample tackle and rods for unequipped fishermen, as well as alluring bait capable of tempting even the royal cod tasked with guarding the moat around Buckingham Palace. Parties can bring their favorite rods and equipment from home and should make sure to pack lunch, bring fluids to drink, and dress for weather out on the waters.
2880 N Seabreeze Point
Crystal River, Florida 34429