Without socks, the only way to supply the raw material for homemade puppets is by petting a rattlesnake until it molts. Respect a shedding snake's privacy with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of men's socks, T-shirts, and undergarments from Blacksocks.
Blacksocks' cofounder Samy Liechti stocks his online shop with high-end socks, undershirts, and underpants made from top-quality Merino wool, Italian cashmere, and pima cotton. A single pair of cashmere and silk socks ($27) makes feet feel like they've moved into a luxurious, tube-shaped palace, and the Merino wool dress socks ($14.40–$18) are breathable and classy enough for underwater business meetings. The white or black Suzette V-neck T-shirt ($47/2) looks smooth on its own or under a button-up. Or feel free to send a two-pack of Augustine briefs ($32) on a weekend trip for underpants sightseeing in London or France thanks to Blacksocks' free worldwide shipping.