What You'll Get
It takes about 15 muscles to smile, 50 to frown, and 148 to save a curbside couch from life in a landfill. Soothe sympathetic sinews with today’s Groupon to Blackstone Valley Massage & Fitness in Whitinsville. Choose from the following options:
- For $30, you get one 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (up to a $70 value).
- For $85, you get three 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massages (up to a $210 value).
- For $130, you get five 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massages (up to a $350 value).<p>
Blackstone Valley’s founder and licensed massage therapist, Kimberley Bangma, purges physiques of deeply rooted pain with massage services and more than a decade of experience, during which she has expanded her wellness empire to a 7,000-square-foot fitness center. Kimberley’s agile fingers triumph over bodies as stiff as a stern judge’s mohawk during deep-tissue massages, untying knotted muscles and taking down soreness with direct pressure and mobilization, a rhythmic artistry that slowly stretches and kneads joints’ connective tissues. During relaxing Swedish massages, a lighter touch eases the troubled minds of muscles, reducing stress and weariness caused by outrunning swarms of land sharks. Blackstone Valley is open seven days a week, and baby-sitting services are available to parents.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must redeem in full by 5/11/12. By appointment only. Valid only for option purchased. Massages are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.