The Hamburglar started out as a hand burglar, but soon found that unkempt appendages could not be sold on the black market, even on the dollar menu. Offer up a side of manicured fingers with each handshake with the help of today’s Groupon: for $20, you get a Shellac manicure at Eco Sanctuary Studio located inside Blades of Columbia Salon & Day Spa in Cayce (a $40 value).
Within the relaxing confines of Eco Sanctuary Studio, Kristy Wall spruces up dull finger caps with a bevy of CND Shellac brand products. During the 45-minute session, Kristy engineers unsightly cuticles into comely keratin vixens by shaping and buffing nails to ensure smoothness and attract possible phalange suitors. Steady hands and tiny brushes then color bland nails in a variety of available polish hues, swathing them in a special no-chip formula with results lasting 10–14 days, roughly the amount of time needed to somersault through the Grand Canyon.
1220-B Knox Abbott Dr.
Cayce, South Carolina 29033