What You'll Get
A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $75, you get a SpaWhite treatment (a $209.99 value including GST) at Blanc Cosmetics at CrossIron Mills Mall.
Featured in Life and Style Magazine, SpaWhite treatment harnesses the powers of peroxide, light, pressure, and heat to erase twisted trysts with coffee, smoke, and wine ($199). Whitening hydroxyl radicals are released as lips purse around a tender mouth tray and acquaint themselves with a safe WhiteScience Daylight 5K blue light, brightening teeth by up to six shades and incubating gum-embedded baby chicks. After 20 minutes of gentle exposure, ivory gates are less sensitive, stronger, and ready for a career in chewing-gum commercials.
Beyond beautifying the dental doormen of your digestive system, SpaWhite will take 15% off additional purchases made or appointments booked on the day of your initial foray into grill gleaming.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may purchase 1 additional as a gift. By appointment only. No cash value. GST included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.