What You'll Get
A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $75, you get a SpaWhite treatment and a WhiteIce stick (a $205 value including GST) at Blanc Cosmetics.
SpaWhite treatment harnesses the powers of peroxide, light, pressure, and heat to erase twisted trysts with coffee, smoke, and wine (a $150 value). Whitening hydroxyl radicals are released as lips purse around a tender mouth tray and acquaint themselves with a safe WhiteScience Daylight 5K blue light, brightening teeth and incubating gum-embedded baby chicks. After 20 minutes of gentle exposure, ivory gates are less sensitive, stronger, and ready for a career in chewing-gum commercials. To keep chompers stain free, WhiteIce (a $55 value) absolves them of sins by emulsifying with saliva and coating all surfaces of the teeth with a protective, invisible layer.
As of May 5, 2011, Blanc Cosmetics' Edmonton location has closed. Groupon customers may redeem at the Calgary area location in Rocky View.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. By appointment only. No cash value. GST included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.