For centuries, the only way to whiten one's teeth was to either drink paint primer or leave your teeth out in the desert for a few weeks and hope that a roadrunner didn't steal them. Today’s Groupon gives you a much faster and safer third option: one 30-minute teeth-whitening session from BleachBright for $69 (a $150 value) at their location in the McCain Mall Shopping Center.

Despite that brief tooth-tanning fad in the early 2000s, your teeth prefer to sport a reflectively white hue. Under the expert administering of qualified tooth technicians, your tooth collection will experience an effective whitening using a combination of BleachBright solution and blue-light-emission LED light. All of the coffee, lemon cake, and mandarin-scented markers that have scuffed your smile's veneer over time will evaporate like so many dandelion spores dropped in a vat of sulfuric acid. Within 30 minutes (or one standard metric Warhol), you'll be ready to go home and light up the room with your smile during power outages.

Besides being faster than more lugubriously paced whitening methods, the BleachBright process is also safe, natural looking, and longer lasting. Your teeth will leave BleachBright feeling like they're wearing brand-new, machine-washed, white, v-neck undershirts in an ivory ballroom during a snowstorm.

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Reviews

Google Mappers give Bleach Bright of Arkansas a five star average:

• pretty easy and fast. I was amazed how quick I noticed a difference. – steve
• As a smoker my teeth were looking very yellow with awful brownish stains. Now however I can smile with pride as my teeth are back to sparkling white!!! – jvf_jvf
• It is very fast and fantastic. The results are very effective. – raja