For centuries, the only way to whiten one’s teeth was to either drink paint primer or leave teeth out in the desert for a few weeks and hope a roadrunner didn’t steal them. Beautify chompers with a much faster and safer third option with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get a complete home teeth-whitening kit from BleachBright online (a $168.99 total value, including tax and shipping). Complete home teeth-whitening kits include the following:
BleachBright helps grins attain a snowy-white brilliance with safe and efficient home teeth-whitening kits that aim to provide long-lasting, natural-looking results. The NightBright system harnesses the glow of a mini blue LED light to activate a whitening-gel solution and teach teeth how to light the room during power outages. Buyers can also spiff up tusks on the go with a KeepBright Pen whose soft tip gilds chompers with 30 full applications of 12 per cent hydrogen-peroxide gel. Each stoke of the pen imbues mouths with a minty flavour and can help erase all the coffee, lemon cake, and mandarin-scented markers that have scuffed a smile’s veneer. After online orders have been placed, teeth begin dreaming of delivery day so that they may finally experience the feeling of wearing new, machine-washed white V-neck undershirts in an ivory ballroom during a snowstorm.