For centuries, the only way to whiten one's teeth was to either drink paint primer or leave teeth out in the desert for a few weeks and hope a roadrunner didn't steal them. Today’s Groupon gives you a much faster and safer third option: for $49, you get one 30-minute teeth-whitening Silver package from BleachBright at Westshore Tanning Studio in Tampa (a $129 value).
Under the expert administering of BleachBright's qualified tooth technicians, a combination of BleachBright solution and blue-light-emission LED light may painlessly whiten your tooth collection. All the coffee, lemon cake, and mandarin-scented markers that have scuffed your smile's veneer over time may evaporate like dandelion spores dropped in a vat of sulfuric acid. Within about 15–20 minutes, you'll be ready to go home and light the room with your smile during power outages. Besides being faster than some whitening methods, the safe BleachBright process may provide longer-lasting, natural-looking results. Your teeth will leave feeling like they're wearing new, machine-washed white V-neck undershirts in an ivory ballroom during a snowstorm.