What You'll Get
Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get a one-hour massage of your choice at Bliss Massage Therapy located inside New Dimensions Salon in downtown Wauseon (up to an $80 value). Bliss Massage Therapy customizes its treatments to the physical needs and schedules of each incoming muscle proprietor. Soothing selections include the therapeutic massage for whisking away targeted tensions, the sports massage for loosening tightly wound and high-maintenance muscles, and the pregnancy massage to relieve the back stress of expectant mothers. Meanwhile, the hot stone massage uses naturally polished, heated basalt stones to calm mind and body, unwind fibers for deep-tissue delving, and comfort dragons with memories of their volcanic infancy.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.