What You'll Get
Flowers are nature’s eye-candy, sweeter than sunsets and more optically chewy than scenic mountain views. With today’s Groupon, $20 gets you $40 worth of flower delivery from Bloomingdays. These surgically removed stems and petals are delivered same day throughout the entire Tampa Bay area, bringing fragrant happiness to anyone’s door.
Grown in the illustrious fields of the fictional kingdom of Botania, Bloomingdays’ wide selection of flowers are ripe with individual traits and personal significance, just like your favorite Pokemon. Express your own personality or describe that of a loved one through daisies, orchids, daffodils, kalanchoes, calendulas, carnations, tulips, snapdragons, and many others. Customize your own mosaic arrangement of flora, or use your Groupon toward any time-tested bouquet. A cornucopia of natural beauty is your gift to give and have delivered the very day you order it. (Orders must be placed before 3:00 p.m. weekdays and 1 p.m. Saturdays; there is no delivery on Sundays.) Bloomingdays’ delivery trucks run entirely on baroque floral aromas, which benefits the atmosphere and freshens the air of every neighborhood they drive through.
Now you can achieve the effect of a natural courtyard or a lush veranda in your own home without taking sledgehammer to kitchen wall (although it's still a great stress-buster). After the still approaching but inevitable cranberry sauce and cornbread casserole incident expected at Thursday night’s feast, having a reconciliation bouquet as your ace in the hole is simply smart holiday thinking. Get your Groupon and light up the face of a loved one like a ripe Gerber daisy.
- They are easy to deal [sic] and the flowers are just beautiful. We never have to worry about what they will look like when they get to the recipient. – luvtampa, Citysearch
- What beautiful flowersat Bloomingdays! Teresa has such elegant style! Not only were the flowers gorgeous, she was great to work with. – Rena P., Insiderpages
Groupon’s Customizable Missed-Connection Ad Generator
A bouquet of flowers is a great gift for a longtime love or a first date with a missed connection. If you missed your chance to chat with that special someone the first time, turn to the local paper’s Missed Connections. To submit an effective Missed Connections personal ad, follow Groupon’s mad-lib-style I Missed You Personal Ad:
You: [Gender] Me: [Gender]
I saw you at the (location). You were wearing a (color) (name of band) (clothing item). I was the (description of height) (gender) (verb)-ing against a (model of car from the mid ’90s). We made eye contact, but I was too (synonym for scared) to talk to you. I badly (verb)-ed myself on that samurai sword that someone hid in the (unlikely place for a samurai sword). (Modal verb) (pronoun) like to (verb) (noun) at (non-threatening neutral location) and (verb) (our imagined mutual interest in name of band from clothing item)?
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 25, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Not valid with other offers. No cash back, tax not included. Delivery subject to availability. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.