The quest for beauty can demand shedding outdated haircuts, lachrymose attitudes, and the use of rattlesnake hair ties. Reject gorgon cosmetics with today's Groupon: for $49, you get two teeth-whitening sessions at Blown Away! Hair Salon in Tinley Park (a $99.90 value).
Family-owned Blown Away! Hair Salon recently added cosmetic teeth whitening to its lineup of beautifying services, all administered by trained technicians. Each tusk-varnishing session commences with a cuspid wipe-down that removes external impurities and doubloon-stuffed fillings so that the whitening gel can work most effectively. The tooth technician then fills a delicate mouth tray with the whitening gel, which evenly coats the teeth as the customer bites down. A specialized LED light pours into open mouths to speed up the whitening process, beaming down for 20–30 minutes. Following the procedure, guests are gifted with aftercare instructions devoid of reference to obsessive tooth brushing and sandblasters.