What You'll Get
Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Spare yourself the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get three hours of housecleaning from Blu Sky Cleaning Services (a $90 value). Click here for a list of service areas. Three hours of services cleans most -average-sized homes.
Blu Sky Cleaning Services' skilled team members spruce up sullied domiciles using eco-friendly products and methods. Clients can leave a detailed to-do list and a key, or personally knight cleaning crews with a gilded broom handle before expressing which services should take precedent. Sponge wielders can scrub kitchen counters, chisel soap scum from bathroom tiles, and pluck wisps of dust from baseboards and family roosters. Grime grapplers can also empty overflowing trash cans, vacuum floors and upholstery, and even chase away packs of shedding alpacas living atop ceiling fans.
Groupon holders can call ahead to schedule an appointment window, available Monday–Friday from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. or Saturday from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. For an additional fee, filth fighters will delve inside the deepest recesses of closets, cabinets, ovens, and refrigerators whose innards rival the Smithsonian collection in historical significance. If Groupon customers remain loyal, they can redeem an additional 20% off coupon valid for their fourth cleaning service.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 48hr cancellation notice required. Valid only for clients who have not used Blu Sky Cleaning services in past 3 months. Interior windows only. Extra fee for cleaning inside refrigerators, ovens, cabinets, closets and pantries. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.