Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon to Blue Angel Multi Surface Cleaning spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches. This deal is valid for homes within Pensacola or Santa Rosa. Choose from the following options:

• For $60, you get up to 200 sq. ft. of tile and grout cleaning (a $120 value).
• For $150, you get up to 500 sq. ft. of tile and grout cleaning (a $300 value).
• For $300, you get up to 1,000 sq. ft of tile and grout cleaning (a $600 value).<p>

Blue Angel Multi Surface Cleaning’s troop of licensed technicians wields an eco-friendly arsenal of cleaning tools to liberate living spaces of dirty tile and grout. The grid de-grimers first deploy a nontoxic cleaning solution to pretreat the area, waiting patiently as it loosens deep-set dirt, oil, and bacteria with simple agitation and a few time-tested knock-knock jokes. Once the scum relaxes its grip on grout, heated, pressure-calibrated water emits from Blue Angel’s patented cleaning tool, flushing away filth while simultaneously vacuum-extracting the dirty water to leave the surface nearly dry. Boasting customizable pressure levels to protect different types of terrain from damage, the tile tool is capable of returning a variety of surface materials to near-factory-issue form, including natural stone, travertine, brick, concrete, lincoln logs, and stucco.