Yoga is unique in that it is the only medieval physical-fitness art that does not involve firing crossbows at Grendel. Bend and stretch bloodlessly with today's Groupon: for $40, you get an unlimited, month-long membership to Blue Lotus Yoga in Pittsford (a $118.75 value).

Blue Lotus Yoga employs certified and skilled yoga instructors to help participants develop a deep relationship with their bodies and puncture pockets of pain. With a month-long pass, clients of all abilities can delve into the classes of their choice. Lay down the meditative concrete for your tower of tranquility with the beginner-friendly Foundations class, tackle a range of poses and movements with the Open class, challenge your chakras in the Advanced class, or deflate an inner balloon of stress with the Restorative course.

Classes are scheduled daily, with morning, afternoon, and evening options available. The studio is located adjacent to the PeaceFull Kids yoga studio, with a specially coordinated schedule that allows parents to drop off their kiddies for similar yoga fun. Step into Blue Lotus Yoga’s studio of wooden floors and brightly-colored walls, ask the voices in your head to leave you in peace for a bit, and enjoy the meditative movements of yoga. Additional questions can be answered with a look at Blue Lotus Yoga’s tips and guidelines.