What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today’s Groupon for massages to Blue Ridge Chiropractic. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage (a $75 value)
- For $50, you get a 90-minute Swedish massage (a $110 value)<p>
Led by Dr. Mark Szostczuk, the muscle mollifiers at Blue Ridge Chiropractic chase away tension and boost the body’s natural healing functions with a menu of massages. Clients sip on complimentary tea and coffee in the waiting room before being whisked into a private treatment room laden with flickering candles, soothing scents, and recordings of Morgan Freeman reciting state capitals. During 60- or 90-minute Swedish massage session, technicians combine gliding strokes and robust kneads with light to moderate pressure to loosen knotty tendons and stressed sinews. In addition to easing muscle aches, Swedish massage can also help purge bodily toxins and increase range of motion.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 30, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Blue Ridge Chiropractic
After Mark Szostczuk completed his undergraduate studies as a Human Biology major, he was unsure what his next step would be. Friends and family suggested that he could be a doctor, since he was interested in both anatomy and caregiving. But Mark had inherited a healthy skepticism about western medicine from his father, who had treated all his kids' illnesses with Polish home remedies and pooh-poohed the idea of a medical degree. Mark's dad did, however, speak glowingly of the chiropractor that had soothed a chronic pain in his hip—and just like that, Mark realized he had found his calling.
Having graduated from New York Chiropractic College in 2000, Mark—now Dr. Szostczuk—has today been pursuing his ambitions of healing and helping others for a dozen years. With the help of his staff at Blue Ridge Chiropractic, he works with patients using careful adjustments and a variety of massage modalities, designed to help ameliorate pain and prevent future injury. He has also received his certification in Chiropractic Bio-Physics, an honor that fewer than 200 doctors throughout the country possess. This knowledge helps him rehabilitate patients through ligament reshaping following adjustments, resulting in a faster and safer healing process and less chance of reinjury during impromptu limbo-offs.