What You'll Get
According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's deal: for $5, you get an Ultimate Car Wash at Blue Water Express Wash (a $10 value). Within its clean, spacious facility, Blue Water Express Wash's fast, high-quality car wash purges metal chariots of dirt, grime, and debris in less than three minutes. Each wash scrubs exteriors with high-pressure cleaning equipment and state-of-the-art water filtration, leaving vehicles squeaky clean and polished without motorists ever needing to leave the car, via ejection seat or otherwise. Check out the webpage for the full list of soaking, shining, and sealing services that comprise the Ultimate Car Wash, which includes a soft cloth wash, a high-shine sealer wax and Tire Armor All. As motorists exit, they can also take advantage of one of several free vacuuming stations to tickle their auto's insides and remove any lingering fully grown meerkats hiding in the carpet fibers.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. Valid only for option and location purchased. No cash value. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.