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Blurb lets customers personalize celluloid collections with a plethora of printing and binding options. Choose from professional four-color or black-and-white printing on standard or premium paper. Safely ensconced on pages, the photos are then snuggled into rectangular beds with hard or soft covers, some with the option of adding a dust jacket to protect from free radicals. Prices vary depending on format and size, with petite pocket books starting at $2.95 each and soft-cover books priced at $12.95 and up. Blurb's fast turnaround brings books from concept to reality in about 7–10 days, making you a published photojournalist in less time than it takes to Photoshop a degree in photojournalism.