What You'll Get
According to Maslow's hierarchy of needs, humans cannot attain self-actualization without first tending to such basic physiological needs as water, sleep, and brisket. Achieve overall fulfillment with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of casual pub grub at Bluto's Bar and Grill in Wethersfield.
Bluto's Bar and Grill's flame masters sizzle up a menu brimming with hearty appetizers, pizza, sandwiches, and salads within an activity-abundant nosh haven. Avoid gabbing about presidential candidates at the dinner table and instead argue about the electability of thin-crust pizza toppings, such as roasted red pepper, meatball, mushroom, or the inarticulate yet photogenic eggplant ($12.99 for a small with 4 toppings). Or create your own 100% Angus beef burger ($8.99 for a half pound), which flaunts your choice of cheese and sauce—such as honey mustard, garlic parmesan, or teriyaki— and nestles up to a side of sweet-potato fries. Cooks submerge bare or breaded chicken wings ($9.95 for 12) into a dunk tank of teriyaki, garlic parmesan, honey mustard, or barbecue before setting them free to roam the esophageal plains.
After diner, guests can saunter over to the dartboard or pool table for post-dinner competitions or live-action orations on Euclidean geometry. The open-air patio lends patrons an al fresco dining experience. Guests can listen to rock-band bongos during certain weekends, and the television-adorned interior lacquers patrons' aural passageways with the sounds of DJ turntables during certain weekends.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per table. Limit 1 per visit. Dine-in only. Not valid for the purchase of alcohol. Must purchase 1 food item. Not valid for half price appetizers or half price pizza. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.