What You'll Get
Like a favorite book, bodies must be cared for, lest they wrinkle, fade, and prompt uncouth children to slather their surfaces in finger paint. Keep exteriors clean and monochromatic with today's Groupon to Bob Shop Salon on Southwest Oak Street. Choose between the following options:
- For $30, you get a 60-minute massage of choice (a $65 value).
- For $30, you get two sessions of Shellac no-chip nail treatment (a $60 value).
Bob Shop Salon's experienced staff of professional pamperers has bolstered fading exteriors with a variety of time-tested and contemporary techniques for 85 years. Sore-shouldered patrons have a choice of five 60-minute massage styles—swedish, therapeutic, deep tissue sports, reflexology, or pregnancy—to soothe away inner-city stressors and leave physiques free of tension and sudoku-induced anxiety.
Those striving for nails as smooth and brilliant as Aristotle on a snowboard can opt for two sessions of Shellac no-chip nail treatment, which can buff up dulled finger surfaces while coating them in a hue of choice and imbuing them with the crack resistance and strength of a professional wrestler's mustache. By using both treatments within a week, chip resistance can last up to 14 days ($25 for first session, $35 for second session removal and re-application).
The Fine Print
Expiration varies. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Complete Shellac treatment requires both sessions. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.