Like a favorite book, hair must be cared for, lest it crinkle, fade, and prompt uncouth children to slather it in finger paint. Keep manes splatter-free with today's Groupon: for $49, you get $100 worth of hair services at The Bob Shop.
The Bob Shop's mane tamers have bolstered fading fringe with a variety of time-tested and contemporary services for 85 years. Stage a cuticle coup with a haircut ($30+), which begins the infiltration with a distracting scalp massage and shampoo before snipping rebellious split ends into permanent exile. Those striving for tresses as smooth and brilliant as Aristotle on a snowboard can opt for a conditioning treatment, which puts newly lustrous locks in their place with a blow-dry and style ($45+). Offer hair a new identity, whether with a spiraling permanent wave ($80+), hue-changing semipermanent color ($65+), or occasion-appropriate updo ($45+), which disguises temporarily squatting geese not quite ready to migrate. Customers may apply this Groupon to other salon hair services exceeding the value of this deal. All services must be completed within the same visit.
555 SW Oak St.
Portland, Oregon 97204