When Valarie Storm was five years old and in the Little Miss Fort Meyers Beauty Pageant, the interviewer asked if she liked going to school. "Hell no, I'd rather stay home and watch cartoons," she said. The crowd erupted and Storm both sealed her desire to be a stand-up comic and wiped out her mother's hopes for a future Miss America. Now, Storm has performed in some of the best comedy clubs across the country and appeared on The Bob and Tom Show and NickMom. Catch her act at Boca Raton's Boca Black Box.