Like ripened fruits, people with healthy-colored skin tend to spend less time loitering in orchards and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the eye of passing orangutans with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get one spray tan (a $30 value) at Boca Tanning Club in Huntington Station. Boca Tanning Club's automated VersaSpa sunless-tanning booth bronzes bodies in quick 60-second treatments. The automated spray-tanner mimics the sun by garbing bodies in one of three sexy shades without UV rays or giant oversized sunglasses. After dialing in their preferred pigmentation, tanners strike poses for 60 seconds as the booth's body-contouring wands ply them with handsome tones before the VersaSpa's EZ-2Breathe purification system flushes clients in fresh air infused with the scent of fresh, wild-caught gingerbread men.

Comfort-Dry technology parches tan-dampened epidermises and saves shirts from unanticipated polka dotting. Boca Tanning Club is open 24 hours a day, welcoming guests with clean rooms and a comfortable lobby decked out with a flat-screen TV and a pair of chatty couches.