After a long day of besieging steppe settlements, the Mongol hordes liked to kick back with a vigorous massage, a copy of the Daily Khan, and a nice warm glass of fermented yak's milk. Conquer your own serenity with today’s Groupon to Bodé Spa for Men, located in Sandy Hill. Choose between the following options:

• For $25, you get $55 worth of spa services.
• For $60, you get a Bodé spa package that includes a half-hour body scrub, plus a one-hour massage with a registered massage therapist (a $145 value).

Bodé Spa for Men grooms and chisels the burlier gender with masculine spa services. During a half-hour body scrub ($50), mineral salts culled from the Dead Sea are gently swathed over skin to refine and polish dermal surfaces and season rogue popcorn left on clients' persons. Registered massage therapists balance soft, relaxing strokes with healing therapy during any of Bodé's one-hour massages ($95). Manscaping, a process that requires all men to wear a cape through treatment, slickly expands Bodé's lexicon of services with waxing rituals in an array of areas, including guybrows ($20), back (up to $60), chest (up to $60), and armpits (up to $35). Deepen smouldering gazes with a 30-minute lash tint ($25) or restore hydration to overly chapped lips with a 30-minute intensive lip service ($30). Bodé's cool and robust atmosphere serves as ideal scenery for collecting oneself or rereading a seventh-grade diary.