Faces, like khakis and the space-time continuum, look their best when wrinkle-free. Iron out head creases with today's Groupon: for $79, you get a micro-oxygen facial and body polish at Body & Soul Day Spa in Mississauga (a $250 value).

Body & Soul beautifies bodies with stress-busting services designed to encourage relaxation, balance, and nourishment. Undo the effects of fish-face contests as a friendly technician administers a micro-oxygen facial, which begins with a microdermabrasion treatment, followed by a vitamin, oxygen, and mineral infusion. The result is deep hydration and the replenishment of essential nutrients that can protect skin against harmful agents such as UV rays, environmental pollutants, and hygiene-hating street fighters. Next, a body-polish treatment buffs away dryness using the gentle combination of sea salts and warm essential oils. A soothingly slathered full-body moisturizing cream gives skin a velvety paint job worthy of the royal carriage of a child-prince.