Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon: to Body Balancing Center. Choose between the following options:
- For $45, you get three 30-minute infrared therasauna sessions (a $90 value)
- For $69, you get a colon-cleansing package (a $135 total value). The package includes:
- One initial consultation and colon hydrotherapy treatment (a $105 value)
- One 30-minute infrared therasauna session (a $30 value)
At the Body Balancing Center, a double-threat of therasauna sessions and hydrating treatments send body toxins into exile. After a consultation to discuss goals, clients are plunged foot-first into a box of infrared light, whose caress stimulates the body's cells and enzymes for repair. The gentle, invisible lights dilate blood vessels and capillaries to speed nutrients throughout the body while improving flow in the lymphatic system, combatting swelling and toxicity. Sauna users also have the opportunity to increase the heat in the chamber to 140 degrees, sweating out any pollutants that dodged the probing infrared spotlights.
During colon hydrotherapy, a certified technician employs top-notch machinery and detailed maps to fill the entire colon with temperature-controlled water, flushing out malignant flora and expelling microscopic Snake Plisskens. The cleanse coaxes the colon back into its natural shape and has been known to treat ailments such as headaches, candida infections, and constipation caused by colons shaped like the Penrose stairs. Colon treatments generally last 90 minutes, consultation included, and individual therasauna treatments take a mere 30 minutes.
70 James St.
Worcester, Massachusetts 01603