What You'll Get
Roughly 85% of New Year's resolutions never make it past the hypothetical phase, according to an unfinished study that was abandoned in early February. Thwart attempts at self-sabotage with today's Groupon: for $59, you get four one-hour personal-training sessions at Body Barn Fitness (a $180 value).
A full-service gym with a wide variety of hard-body hardware, including free weights, weight machines, and TV-rigged cardio equipment, Body Barn Fitness specializes in private, one-on-one personal training. The experienced staff guarantees to have fewer than 10 people in their facilities at any time in order to offer unparalleled privacy, optimize attention spent fine-tuning physiques, and limit the volume of spontaneous renditions of Kumbaya. After a free initial consultation, the capable trainers will customize a program to meet the individual needs for clients of all ages, whether they desire increased strength, weight loss, improved balance and flexibility, or better bone density. Since health is a serious matter, Body Barn's wellness wizards work closely with the medical community to provide care based on doctors' recommendations and unyielding insistence that "round" is not a food group.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Subject to availability. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.