What You'll Get
Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon to Body Basics in Martin City. Choose from the following options:
- For $25, you get a 30-minute iridology session (a $50 value).
- For $30, you get a 60-minute hydrotherapy session (a $65 value).
- For $40, you get a 60-minute hydrotherapy session and an ionic foot detox (a $90 value).
- For $50, you get a 60-minute hydrotherapy session, foot detox, and ear candling (a $115 value).
Led by I-ACT certified iridologist Mark R. Boyle, Body Basics' team of certified natural-healthcare specialists wages war against wellness-terrorizing toxins with iridology, hydrotherapy, foot detox, and ear-candling treatments. Patients are welcomed into the subdued forest-green waiting room by plush leather couches, soothing pan-Asian inspired decor, and gold-plated busts of Alexander Hamilton. During the 30-minute iridology treatment, Boyle snaps a photo of the patient's eye to peer deep within the peeper to identify the body's past and present health problems. The process can also predict future health problems that may arise and 80% of football-game outcomes.
Alternatively, a hydrotherapy session commences with a 15-minute consultation, in which a specialist explores the patient's health history and concerns and details the hydrotherapy process and its benefits. The 45-minute hydrotherapy treatment rinses internal highways of digestive congestion caused by miniature Vespa accidents. Designed to be as comfortable as a cumulous cloud of childhood blankies, the purification can decrease stress, catalyze weight loss, and diminish chronic fatigue.
During the detoxifying foot bath, feet ease into an electrode tub for 25–30 minutes as the ionized waters draw toxins from soles. A 30-minute ear-candling treatment aims to degunk congested ears, using heat to draw wax and lodged power ballads from canals.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Body Basics
Refreshment and relaxation begin from the inside out at Body Basics. Here, the staff empowers clients with holistic therapies intended to leave bodies feeling refreshed. The center’s signature hydrotherapy sessions use 15 gallons of warm, filtered, alkaline-based water to thoroughly cleanse colons over the course of 45 minutes. Additionally, the center offers ear candling as well as life-coaching sessions for clients hoping to regain control over their health and whole-body wellbeing.