Spider veins look like nets on legs, which can convince the appendages that they're butterflies or babies who kept crawling away. Clear up dermal confusion with today's Groupon: for $99, you get one sclerotherapy treatment at Body Beautiful Day & Med Spa (a $249 value).

Body Beautiful Day & Med Spa's expert aestheticians diminish varicose veins with professional, minimally invasive sclerotherapy treatments. During each 30-minute session, a medical professional employs tiny needles to gently inject a saline-based sclerosing agent, which works to evict spider veins and addictions to reality TV. The solution triggers the veins to harden and shrink away within weeks, leaving legs able to focus on more important matters, such as calculating the combined age of the Rockettes. Post-treatment sclerotherapy patients are encouraged to wrap limbs in compressive socks or festive paper for up to two weeks to achieve optimal results