Like a string of Christmas lights, the human musculature can inexplicably tangle into an impenetrable knot, leaving fathers hunched over and swearing. Alleviate your neglected spine before putting it back into its box in the basement with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get a one-hour Swedish, deep-tissue, or hot-stone massage (a $50 value) at Body Bliss in downtown Wichita.
Body Bliss's certified massage therapist, Laura Dillon, has been massaging tender physiques for the last two years, specializing in three different types of muscular manipulation. The Swedish massage kneads out kinks after hours of assembling Ikea skyscrapers. The deep-tissue massage delves into the fascia's utmost depths, rooting out the sources of pain and releasing the body's pent-up balrogs. Finally, a hot-stone massage loosens muscles, calms the mind, and settles the central nervous system with precisely positioned warm stones. Whatever finger-flavor you choose, Body Bliss continues the thousand-year tradition of using human touch to reduce anxiety and depression, improve concentration, and develop cutting-edge break-dancing moves.