A beautiful face acts as an impermeable container that keeps inner beauty from escaping, just as a Hot Pocket's flaky outer crust acts as a vessel that makes its molten innards edible while skateboarding. Heat up your inner glow with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a basic facial (a $30 value), a diamond-tip microdermabrasion (a $50 value), and $20 toward a future visit at Body Boutique in Universal City (a $100 total value).
Wrinkles roll away in Body Boutique's cozy confines. During the microdermabrasion, dry skin and uneven pigmentation flee from the majesty of the machine's diamond tip, and a vacuum imprisons vanquished epidermal cells and tries to ransom them back to an unmoved visage. After the microdermabrasion comes a basic facial and a soothing moisturizing mask, from which faces come out beaming and healthy-hued.
On a future visit, Groupon customers can use their $20 credit toward numerous other services such as waxing ($6+), eyebrow shaping ($15), individual artificial eyelashes ($40), and an acne-clearing treatment that incorporates deep-pore cleansing and an amino mask typically worn by fugitive DNA links ($80). Body Boutique's earthy tones and intimate setting invite patients to relax as its expert aesthetician sees to client comfort and epidermal beautification.