From Napoleon's great crab walk through Europe to J. Robert Oppenheimer's discovery of nuclear fission by kissing his own elbow, victory has always gone to the most flexible. Overpower enemies with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a three-class pass (a $57 value including tax) to Body & Brain Yoga & Healing, with three Calgary locations: Sierra Morena Boulevard Southwest, Brentwood Road, and Shawville Boulevard Southeast.

Body & Brain Yoga & Healing offers a variety of classes and workshops that teach students to manage their bodies and overall health through holistic practices focusing on body function and the brain. Class topics include yoga-like stretching, breathing exercises, meditation, soft martial arts, and energy work that foster an overall sense of well-being. Sessions end with a tea meditation where students can share their experiences and repressed memories of addressing their high school teachers as "Mommy." This sagacious centre puts an emphasis on the brain due to its vital role in wellness and Sci-Fi flicks as the control centre for all mental, physical, and superhuman functions. Body & Brain keeps class size small to ensure personalized attention for all students throughout the class.