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$599 for Six Laser Fat-Reduction Treatments ($3,149 Value)
During an initial consultation, customers decide on an area of the body to target. Technicians then gently bombard their skin with low-level cold lipo lasers, which penetrate fat cells and prompt them to release their water, fatty acids, and glycerol to be expunged through the body's natural metabolic processes. After treatment, therapists discuss nutrition and exercise plans. Treatments are noninvasive, do not damage the skin, require no downtime, and usually last about one hour, depending on the client.
Body By Laser
Each Body By Laser clinic pairs cold-laser technology with holistic health practices to help patients lose inches and keep them off. The treatment gets its magic from cold lipolasers, which are designed to gently shrink fat cells by dislodging their contents so that they can be fully discarded through the body's natural metabolic process and series of tiny secondhand stores. Each one-hour treatment series wraps up with a consultation on diet and exercise, along with a quick session atop a whole-body-vibration platform engineered to burn even more calories.
Like art-house films and fish-flavored popsicles, these procedures are not intended for everyone; females who are pregnant or nursing should not undertake the treatment, nor should patients with active forms of cancer. Should any complications be discovered during Body By Laser's initial screening, the company will issue a refund.