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- $149 for one laser fat-reduction treatment (a $500 value) with an initial consultation (a $149 value; a $649 total value)
- $399 for three laser fat-reduction treatments (a $500 value each) with an initial consultation (a $149 value; a $1,649 total value)
During the first visit, clients will receive an initial consult on diet and exercise. Subsequent sessions will be for the laser fat-reduction treatments.
Body By Laser
Each Body By Laser clinic pairs cold-laser technology with holistic health practices to help patients lose inches and keep them off. The treatment gets its magic from cold lipolasers, which are designed to gently shrink fat cells by dislodging their contents so that they can be fully discarded through the body's natural metabolic process and series of tiny secondhand stores. Each one-hour treatment series wraps up with a consultation on diet and exercise, along with a quick session atop a whole-body-vibration platform engineered to burn even more calories.
Like art-house films and fish-flavored popsicles, these procedures are not intended for everyone; females who are pregnant or nursing should not undertake the treatment, nor should patients with active forms of cancer. Should any complications be discovered during Body By Laser's initial screening, the company will issue a refund.