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What You'll Get
Scientists continue to find new uses for lasers, such as data transmission, playback of blu-ray discs, and herding flocks of roaming domesticated cats. Let lasers cajole your corpus with today’s Groupon: for $599, you get laser fat reduction at Body By Laser in Woodstock (a $1,649 total value). The process includes:
- An initial consultation (a $149 value)
- Three laser fat-reduction treatments (a $1,500 value)
Body By Laser’s experienced staff members synergize cutting-edge technologies with holistic approaches to health and nutrition. Laser fat-reduction patients first receive an introductory consultation, during which they can ask questions and work with an experienced doctor to decide on an area of the body to target, such as the arms, the butt, the chin, or the spare liver. The treatments use discomfort-reducing cold lipolasers, designed to gently target fat cells under the skin with low-level light, dislodging the lipids from their surroundings so that they can be fully expunged through the body’s natural metabolic process. This noninvasive procedure doesn't break or burn the skin, require any downtime, or steal diaries. Following the approximately one-hour sessions, patients receive information on detox procedures and nutritional guidance to aid in maintaining the results of the procedure.
Like art-house films and fish-flavored popsicles, Body By Laser’s procedures are not intended for everyone. Females who are pregnant or nursing should not undertake the treatment, nor should patients with active forms of cancer. Should any complications be discovered during Body By Laser’s initial screening, the company will issue a refund.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 9, 2017. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Guardian must sign waiver for minors. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Body By Laser
Each Body By Laser clinic pairs cold-laser technology with holistic health practices to help patients lose inches and keep them off. The treatment gets its magic from cold lipolasers, which are designed to gently shrink fat cells by dislodging their contents so that they can be fully discarded through the body's natural metabolic process and series of tiny secondhand stores. Each one-hour treatment series wraps up with a consultation on diet and exercise, along with a quick session atop a whole-body-vibration platform engineered to burn even more calories.
Like art-house films and fish-flavored popsicles, these procedures are not intended for everyone; females who are pregnant or nursing should not undertake the treatment, nor should patients with active forms of cancer. Should any complications be discovered during Body By Laser's initial screening, the company will issue a refund.